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the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse:

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
  1. IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is: 
  2. RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…

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  1. tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
  2. tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
  3. tyra banks: and they're all of me
  4. tyra banks: lol
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burtmacklin:

i hope my future husband will be okay with me needing constant reassurance that a) i am not a shitty person, b) i appear to have integrity, and c) i make other people’s lives better instead of worse, because sometimes i wake up and the first i need is someone to tell me that

or at the very least a magic mirror that reminds me i am not spiritually and morally deficient

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visual-poetry: “here’s looking at you, kid” by anatol knotek Zoom

visual-poetry:

“here’s looking at you, kid” by anatol knotek

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19-21|50 ↣ Jeremy Renner

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  1. 2011: Baby you light up my world like nobody else.
  2. 1836: Infant, thee enliven thy globe like no other.
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